House in Princeton, FL 33032

Princetonian, 25255 SW 124th Pl

Location Location Location!!!! Here she is, first time on the market since Griselda Blanco ran rampant in the streets of SoFLo. This little gem has seen it all, from Cocaine Cowboys to Hurricane Andrew, talk about a survivor. Located in the highly desirable sub-division of Princeton, this property sits on a corner lot and is ready for the next family to move in and call her ''Casita''. KEEP READING... ..................................................Let's start with the bad, she's in need of a little TLC, but perfect for the weekend handyman because like a fine wine, this house has great structure and body. Aside from the fact that you have to do pretty much everything to get the property up to 2021 standards, if you're like my dad you can simply paint the walls, steam the carpets, and move right in. ..................................................*Disclaimer, no guarantee the wife will stick around long enough for you to finish your ("imbécil projecto de fin de semana") project! Please consult your licensed local contractor before your single-family home becomes a bachelor pad dedicated to the Miami Dolphins...................................................Now let's focus on what really matters...................................................Little kids? Allow me to mention that greatschools.org gives, "Air Base Elementary School", Pk-8, a 10/10 Rating. Now if you have teenagers, you'll probably find them fishing because "Homestead Senior" rates a 2/10 on the same site. But no worries, since you'll live a keys lifestyle without the keys price tag, you'll be able to afford some of the amazing private schools in the area...................................................Drinks? How about a 30-minute drive to the Tiki Bar, in Key Largo? I'll race you there!..................................................Dancing with tigers at 2am, with 3-year-old "Carlitos" in your arms? Zoo Miami is 15 minutes away!!! *Disclaimer, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT attempt to dance with tigers at 2am with little "Carlitos" in your arms. I know how you "Saguesera" dudes get down, Noooooo!!!..................................................Late night fishing, wink wink ;)? You have space to store a 25 Ft boat inside the gate, and Blackpoint Marina is just a 10-minute drive. This way you can sneak your "off-season" mini lobsters catch straight into the backyard and on the BBQ in no time. Disclaimer, just don't do it, just don't!..................................................Downtown Miami? Forget about downtown, you probably won't be going there much if you live this far south..................................................Well, I think that pretty much covers it. Oh yeah, there's some new plumbing, sinks, and faucets in the kitchen and bathroom, and a beautiful hurricane impact door on the side entrance, Viola!!! We are going fishing now so please mail in your offers at your leisure Via regular mail. Thank you!